I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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