is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Alive.
So much puke
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize