Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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