we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
