is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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