i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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