If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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