My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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