I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
