fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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