Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just threw up on my dentist
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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