i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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