come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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