Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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