Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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