Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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