I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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