Your face is a jimmy john
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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