I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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