I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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