There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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