I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
