Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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