Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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