Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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