I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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