im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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