Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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