I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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