What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize