He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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