that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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