There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i've created a new STD.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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