he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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