so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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