Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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