Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
