but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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