i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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