i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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