But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sorry about my life...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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