Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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