Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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