People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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