i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize