porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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