these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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