are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
send nudes
from the living room?
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