Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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