'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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