Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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