I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
