Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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